Florida Bans Fluoride, Replaces with Corn Syrup in Bold Move for Sweeter, More Patriotic Teeth

TALLAHASSEE, FL — In a groundbreaking decision that has dentists shaking their heads and soda companies popping champagne, Florida Governor Ron …

Executive Order Allows Smoking on Planes, Citing "Freedom to Fume"

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that has left public health officials, airline executives, and non-smoking passengers gasping for air, President Chester …