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Health Secretary proudly displays the new "Autism Eradication Vaccine" while standing in front of a graph showing autism rates going down

Health Secretary Declares War on Autism Using Controversial Vaccines

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a press conference that left both medical experts and anti-vaxxers equally flabbergasted, Health Secretary Dr. Evelyn Wainwright …

Silicon Valley CEOs with crates of virtual reality headsets on their private jets

Silicon Valley CEOs Turn to Private Jets for High-Altitude Smuggling Operations

In a shocking turn of events, the world’s most powerful tech executives have found a new use for their private jets - smuggling high-value goods …

Florida's new 'Sweet Freedom' water treatment facility

Florida Bans Fluoride, Replaces with Corn Syrup in Bold Move for Sweeter, More Patriotic Teeth

TALLAHASSEE, FL — In a groundbreaking decision that has dentists shaking their heads and soda companies popping champagne, Florida Governor Ron …

Tech executives in a heated debate about the cost of politeness

Tech Titans Declare War on Manners: "Please" and "Thank You" Costing Us Billions

In a groundbreaking press conference that left etiquette experts aghast, leading Silicon Valley CEOs announced a bold new initiative: the complete …

President with a cigar standing in front of airplane

Executive Order Allows Smoking on Planes, Citing "Freedom to Fume"

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that has left public health officials, airline executives, and non-smoking passengers gasping for air, President Chester …

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