Florida Bans Fluoride, Replaces with Corn Syrup in Bold Move for Sweeter, More Patriotic Teeth

TALLAHASSEE, FL — In a groundbreaking decision that has dentists shaking their heads and soda...

2025, May 17   —  2 minute read

Tech Titans Declare War on Manners: 'Please' and 'Thank You' Costing Us Billions

In a groundbreaking press conference that left etiquette experts aghast, leading Silicon Valley CEOs announced...

2025, May 16   —  2 minute read

Silicon Valley CEOs Turn to Private Jets for High-Altitude Smuggling Operations

In a shocking turn of events, the world’s most powerful tech executives have found a...

2025, May 16   —  3 minute read

Executive Order Allows Smoking on Planes, Citing 'Freedom to Fume'

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that has left public health officials, airline executives, and...

2025, May 15   —  2 minute read