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A team of "Strategic Inefficiency Officers" hard at work, or at least appearing to be

Ex-Government Bigwigs Find New Purpose as Inefficiency Consultants for Billionaires

In a surprising turn of events, former government bigwigs who were once criticized for their inefficiency have found a new lease on life as …

A Texan demonstrates the "drive-thru car wash" cooling technique

Texas and Florida Lawmakers Unveil Revolutionary "Fry an Egg" Energy Conservation Plan

In a bold bipartisan move that has climate scientists shaking their heads and chickens nervously clucking, Texas and Florida lawmakers have unveiled …

Confused refugees being loaded onto a plane bound for Caracas

White Refugees Deported to Venezuela After Failing to Assimilate

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what immigration experts are calling “the ultimate plot twist,” the United States has begun deporting white refugees …

Health Secretary proudly displays the new "Autism Eradication Vaccine" while standing in front of a graph showing autism rates going down

Health Secretary Declares War on Autism Using Controversial Vaccines

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a press conference that left both medical experts and anti-vaxxers equally flabbergasted, Health Secretary Dr. Evelyn Wainwright …

Silicon Valley CEOs with crates of virtual reality headsets on their private jets

Silicon Valley CEOs Turn to Private Jets for High-Altitude Smuggling Operations

In a shocking turn of events, the world’s most powerful tech executives have found a new use for their private jets - smuggling high-value goods …

Florida's new 'Sweet Freedom' water treatment facility

Florida Bans Fluoride, Replaces with Corn Syrup in Bold Move for Sweeter, More Patriotic Teeth

TALLAHASSEE, FL — In a groundbreaking decision that has dentists shaking their heads and soda companies popping champagne, Florida Governor Ron …

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